YEAH! STFU STUPID ANTHONY RIZZO AND STUPID WORLD CHAMPION CUBS! IT’S BEEN OVER 40 HOURS SINCE YOU WON IT ALL. GTF OVER YOURSELVES ALREADY!

Such a touching moment, that was marred by the one of him handing the game-winning out ball to pile of feces Tom Ricketts.

I’ll never make it out of the grays, but here is something fun from my facebook!

“Sad. Sad little crybaby loser who probably cant even take a shower with a beautiful woman without wearing his jeans. He’s probably crying because he’s surrounded by black guys living in hell and because in Chicago, which Obama invented, teenage white girls cant even walk down the street without having a baby ripped…

This was Bill’s idea...

Oh, honey. Nurses are very busy and stressed and it’s not uncommon for them to hand you the wrong baby.

Balls

I heard that in this picture, she’s singing that Huma League classic, “Don’t You Want Me.”

Hillary’s
Undercover
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Alternative

my heroes

It’s like Andy Reid looking at a slab of ribs he’d pasted a pair of googly eyes to.

Oddly, this has restored my faith a little bit in this country. I was certain that the reason Trump was going to coast to victory on Tuesday was because at least half of this country is unabashedly racist and don’t give a fuck who knows it.

Sorry Ashley. If this had been overheard in a CVS, I would have believed it. Walgreens is notorious for false flag election gossip.

Ashley going to the Peggy Noonan/Tom Friedman Journalism By Talking To Randos School. I like it.

“look at their eyes when they’re lookin’ at each other. It’s like that hungry look.”

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

it just makes it seem hopeless.

Seems like it did a pretty good job of educating you on the topic then.

I think he’s trying to tell us that he has beef with Mike Bibby.

If you ask me, they’re both over entirely over-exposed.