Are we entirely sure Wade Phillips could move all of his extremities before this?

Can they take over running the team, too?

“Just the tip” drill

How did that dildo make it from the field to the deadspin comments section to post that response?

It was apparently a schwing pass

Andy Reid reaching into his pants to pull out his red challenge dildo

Brady is still the biggest dick on the field.

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

Is it me or does that response seem to be asserting that they can’t be breaking the rules because the rules exist. Like what does knowledge of the agreement have to do with whether one party is breaking it.

Don’t be too hard on him. Bad puns are in his jeans.

Luckily, the 49ers have already gone out of their way to get rid of a bunch of soccer fields that money might be sent to:

There’s no evidence that team officials are cooking the books at Levi’s, although they may have been acid-washed and distressed.

A suburban stadium that turns into a financial boondoggle for the municipality that encouraged a pro sports team to locate outside its major market?

I’ve seen some crazy actions take place right after a fight has been called and though baffling, for me, nothing has come close to the pinnacle that is/was the Zab Judah aftermath...made even more hilarious by the comedic narration from Cedric the Entertainer.

Pretty sure furiously is the only way Greg Schiano knows how to masturbate.

The real problem here was the clock stopping after each offsides penalty. The offense snapped the ball like 10 times and got 3 seconds off the clock. In theory, the defense could have gotten unlimited attempts at this, with the only penalty being 5 yards (and eventually half the distance) as long as the clock wasn’t…

Who the hell runs victory formation out of shotgun?

Starting to train for the next fight right after the end of the last fight.

That’s me on kinja.