This chart:

You know who else is no. 1 in the charts?

Sure, Santa may look old and uncool now, but I heard he used to sleigh on the mic back in the day.

That’s why Tom Cruise invented the stepping stool.

Tom Cruise has no fucking clue what you are talking about....

Especially since the “no blood transfusions” things stems from Jehovah’s Witnesses not wanting to pass midichlorians from person to person.

The fx team are on it:-

Lang would be a reasonable second choice.

Well the revolver wasn’t old timey to him. It was just timey.

“I can’t think of any symbol worse than a skull.”

A Dangerous New Stormtrooper May Appear in Star Wars: Episode VIII

“I honestly don’t get why people are so in love with this movie.”

That’s exactly what Miller wants, to stuff it into the “mega-budget summer super hero action tentpole” box.

I gotta go with Van Wilder on this one. The man survived not only Origins, but Blade 3, and has seen the dangers of Auteurs getting handed the keys to the kingdom and getting delusions of grandeur. Bigger budget means more cooks, means less freedom, means distilled product, which seems to fly in the face of…

Man, that B.A.N. episode of Atlanta was on another level of awesome, lol.

Why in god’s name would you be unexcited about a Han Solo movie?

Danny Pudi as Lobot or I fucking riot.