Well on their way to a historic 0-82 season.

Deal. Just post both your bank account and routing numbers on the off chance I lose so I can wire the money to you.

I know how quickly Spicy Curry finds itself in the toilet.

Lebron didn’t just block that shot last year. He stole the Warrior’s soul. They may never win another game.

His best tweet ever was when he pointed out that his fastball was as close to Mo’ne Davis as it was to Aroldis Chapman.

Not if Dan Haren is throwing life at you.

Vote, vote as much as you can.

In hindsight the NFL probably should have done the same thing after the Browns started Brandon Weeden

Fuck it. Let’s go bowling, Dude.

DEHANCE DEHANCE DEHANCE

You think that sounds fun you should try having sex or at the least jerkin on your hog

Adults playing in a football league for children? The Browns have been trying the opposite formula for years.

“I could zoom right in and see the facial hair,” said parent Kevin Stockwell. “You know most 13 year old’s [sic] are starting to get facial hair. This gentleman had facial hair and had arm tattoos.”

“I could zoom right in and see the facial hair,”

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

it’s like watching an episode of Quantum Leap but it’s real life and everyone else can see him, too

Please oh please oh please let someone bring this to Trump’s attention so he goes on a Twitter tantrum and sports increasingly patchy muttonchops for the duration of the campaign. I’ve never wanted anything more.

Show me where in the rule book it says an Adult can’t play in a Youth football game.

The reason he only briefly sported a “mustache” was because he forgot to pull the hair on the top of his head back up.