I never knew I needed this before.

Dicks out.

We have always been at war with the NFLPA.

Are you fucking tone deaf?

Van Vleuten is now wondering if she can borrow a feeling in her legs.

You know who else said interesting things?

What a nice compliment.

Bad Chettis must live with his awful name.

I’m disappointed you didn’t bring up Eli’s long, dark gaze into the void.

You’re a dumb asshole.

It was a bag, not a box.

That is Whitlock.

“Enjoy the Olympics, dammit!”

Illinois Nazis

It’s not often you see one of the Wet Bandits hit himself in the face.

PEDs are actually good. A-Rod is the only one playing the game the right way.

As a Broncos fan, I enjoyed it.

Pat Bowlen. Broncos are the winningest team in the NFL since he bought the team because he always knew how to hire coaches and executives who know what the fuck they’re doing and stay the fuck out of their way.