“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.” - Mitch Hedberg

If that’s the case, I hope someone hires Bobby Knight to coach somewhere.

lolKinja

That guy just forgot to activate the infrared privacy curtain.

The Red Wings are the Yankees/Lakers/Cowboys of the NHL.

Roger likes the Rooneys. Roger doesn’t like Jimmy Haslam.

Ray: A drop of golden fun

I just want the cowards in Boulder stop avoiding the Ram volleyball team.

Colorado State joining the Big 12 is far more likely than Colorado returning.

Colorado State has also been mentioned as a way to regain the Denver market that the Big 12 lost when CU left.

CSU and Memphis are also considered to be among the favorites for expansion, and both make more sense geographically than any university you mentioned not named Houston.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Shut up, mayo.

Is he holding a copy of Amok?

I can jump off my roof and tear my self to shreds. Does that make jumping off my roof a sport?

I hope you get hit by a bus.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

You are completely reasonable and not at all crazy.

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If WWE was all New Day all the time I might actually start watching wrestling again.