I am the Key Master.

Evergreen GIF

i luv u

You are completely credible this is totally not irony.

Oh for sure.

lol no

No idea. It’s not the chain, as Patrick suggests, the chain is clearly still on. Gear shift cable perhaps? Brake cable maybe?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You’re kind of a shithead.

“Flouride! In my- I mean children’s ice cream?”

lol jk

You seem like a perfectly reasonable individual.

lol wat

lol wat

lol wat

I disagree.

This is dumb.

lol @ phil

It’s a shame until you remember that Phil is a total shithead. Then it’s funny.

That’s it. He’s moving somewhere where’s there’s no emotional taxes.