But he’s feeling better each day.

You.

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It’s okay, I got the joke.

It was pot. Pot doesn’t make you better at football. Not cheating, dumbshit.

John McCain

Nope.

God hates figs.

Definitely Jynx. Also has bonus racism built in.

I can read properly and argue properly.

Are you Marine Todd?

I thought the kinesio tape fad was done smh

What’s the o/u on someone burning to death after their hoverboard catches fire and they didn’t notice because they were catching Pokemon? I’m going with a week.

Are you familiar with Dana White? Doing douchey things is his purpose in life.

Hi Herm!

lol good

Seriously. Is Jeter the most overrated fielder of ever (or even flat-out worst defender ever)? He only has three seasons in his entire career with a positive dWAR (his career dWAR is -9.7.)

You’re right. This world-class athlete is far too athletic. How boring.

Counterpoint: This is a good and chill bear.