My father plays rugby. A teammate of his was once assessed a twenty meter penalty for farting in the scrum just to get the scrum away from the smell.

‘Herb,’ as it applies to a person, is pronounced with an audible ‘H’ sound. It is pronounced differently than the herbs you use for cooking.

He may be gone, but he’s not forgotten. I’m voting Dan O’Dowd.

That’s actually how he composes tweets.

He should have worn a better tie.

Briles is no more deserving of that money than Baylor. Make Baylor give that $40m to a women’s shelter or use it to fund the processing of rape kits.

Except for the fifteen to twenty year age difference.

Just for that comment 2016 is going to kill your favorite remaining celebrity.

He didn’t. Bryon Russell is just a chump who slipped.

Kingsley and King Cake Baby are Actually Good™.

Wade Phillips is the grandfather I never knew I needed.

On a scale of 1 to Bill O’Reilly how red and nude are you right now?

This made me lol because mental image of Draymond Green dressed as Goldust running through an otherwise regular NBA game and just doing Goldust shit to people and feeling himself is very, very funny to me.

He raped someone.

“I didn’t rape her! It was...this ashtray! Yeah, this ashtray raped her! And this paddle game! That’s right, it was this ashtray and this paddle game who raped her!”

How quickly we all forget about Bogut.

Not singlehandedly. Bogut is still there too.

Fantastic.

The Fun Police?

Do your secretaries also dictate your Kinja comments, Mr. Trump?