He never even mentioned Vermin Supreme.

Ben is big ol’ gray dicked rapist.

lol liar

Erdogan is a psychotic strongman. Fuck that guy.

I can see that you’re the one reccomending your own deranged comments.

Hey, did you know we can all see that you’re the only one who reccomended your angry mayonnaise tirade?

I love Venus by the way before you think it some racist thing... always the racist thing..

Burnt Doritos are Marchman’s favorite cereal.

Kevin McCallister Goes To College

Boris and Bill were the two most perfectly matched heads of state ever. I want to watch a television show about their misadventures.

Honestly the first person I thought of was Alberto Gonzales.

This is good.

wat

It was Iggy’s fault for being a shithead who deserves a shot to the nuts. Let these two pricks kill each other on the court.

Fun Fact: the vast majority of people reading this are mispronouncing Lancaster in their head.

That last one wouldn’t even be weird in America. It’s basically just a combination of the Bronco Buster and the Stinkface.

It was an accident. He was just playing the traditional Australian game Kick The Bag Of Medical Waste From The Vet Clinic.

Iggy fucking deserves it. Nightly. Just wish it had been Mozgov (Mozgov has plenty of reason to.)

Quicken Loans is awful.