unclechigurh
Uncle Chigurh
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UWE KRUPP!

Adam Dunn looks different.

And this paddle ball.

The only point you made is that you’re a Tankie.

On point number 1, Bran’s visions of the Mad King screaming, “Burn them all!” are probably Bran’s own doing. Bran tries to communicate how to kill the Whitewalkers, inadvertently drives Aerys insane.

Uncle Benjen Stark bossily rolled through the woods wielding a flaming flail that he used to verily obliterate the Wights trying to lay waste to Bran.

By god, they better bring back the Scotsman.

I’ve had my foot run over by both a 10 thousand pound HYPAC C530AH and a 30 thousand pound Cat 140H. I was lucky both times in that they only clipped my safety toe with no damage.

Yes, he is.

Pearls must be clutched and you’re just the man to do it.

Don’t you recognize Mike Matheny’s burner when you see it?

EUREKA!

Wes Welker is confused. He thought they were talking about Ryan Stiles.

No, that’s still on you.

Yes.

Yes.

And?

Would you say you’re red, nude, or both?

Very short debates: no.

I like how Colin has unironically imitated the set of the Andy Kaufman show.