with a dash of cat and beaver glands

So what you’re saying is it follows the source material faithfully?

He’s in my dead pool. The book is never going to be finished. 

Mmm pretty sure Danny succeeded on his own merit. 

Rudy really needs to take some time off and finish up his treatment plan at Aspen Dental. 

I’m optimistic because nineteen meetings and minimal sentencing seems like Flynn has really delivered, but I also wish exile were a legal option because this motherfucker is going to scuttle off to a Conservative Think Tank and continue to undermine Democracy.

The Prison Industrial Complex’s greatest and only achievement, (because frankly making money hand over fist isn’t one since its a rigged game...) is tuna in a pouch. 

Yes, but if I’m presented with a choice Patti and Iggy will win. 

I can’t. I’m sure Drew did a spectacular job, but Tony really did me in. I was already wobbly from David Bowie and I’m thinking about sending vitamins and supplements to Patti Smith and Iggy Pop. 

I got this. Whoever has the most negative reviews on Montreal Yelp about there being no gluten-free options did it. 

The people chosen to be a franchise partners tend to be drawn from a very shallow pool of the like-minded. You are going to be scrutinized by corporate and your church affiliation is going to figure into it.

I’m thinking TRU

I don’t eat, shop or give material support anywhere that doesn’t welcome me and that welcome includes the opinions and political activities of the Executives. Organizations rot from the head down.

Penne Ziti

I haven’t fried a piece of bacon at home in decades. Doing it in the oven is just too easy and tidy.

Zucker has The Apprentice tapes right? Go ahead and run so long as you use the footage. Then fuck off.

600 mg of ibuprofen is more than sufficient for dental pain after a procedure. For a toothache I would prefer ketamine, but judgey dentists man.

See also, Facebook & etc. 

If it has turkey sausage you’re dead to me.

The first time I made my chili recipe in the Instant Pot it was good, but more of a soup than not. I’ve taken to straining the tomatoes and lowered other liquids. It’s a balancing act, because too dry and it’ll scorch and shut down.