Oh goody, more Redneck Restoration Hardware for me to not consume.

Imagine how difficult it is to explain anything to Trump and then attempt to make him understand that the brush and grasses in California have evolved to adapt to regular wildfires, in fact some species need a fire to reproduce.

Lord knows it’s something Trump would try to do with one of his businesses. 

I take it all the posthumous honors are because the dead can’t publically humiliate Cheetolini by refusing?

This little troll is a bullet magnet and people need to stay the fuck away from him.

You are correct Sir/Madame.

Anytime before Thanksgiving is too early and solid blocks of holiday music are too much. 

“Lock her up.” I’m all for it, but Katherine Harris’ crimes probably had statutory limits.

She’ll do Dancing With The Stars and then a Housewife. He’ll be in jail.

Bitch you look every day of 69. A good 69 to be sure, but ferfuckssake.

I love horses, but I can’t go near one without a head full of Nasocort.

“At this time we would like to invite out passengers who can’t eat gluten, but haven’t been diagnosed with anything and they just feel so much better to board the aircraft.”

People can be so vicious when they’re jealous. 

Tucker Carlson is free to peddle his garbage opinion and profit greatly from it. It is a Constitutional Right. However there is nothing in the Constitution about avoiding criticism or responsibility for your speech.

90's Outlaw Parties would like a word with you.

On this gassiest of holidays, what could go wrong with adding raw cabbage?

See also, garlic and milk soup.

You my friend need to learn about Dental Tourism.

I’m well-known as an asshole, but it ain’t the licorice.

I use a sonicare and it helps. Neti pot, Nasocort and standing face first in the shower with the water as hot as I can take.