Kinja has been unstable for at least two months now. It goes unresponsive every few clicks in Chrome on my Mac and my work PC. I refuse to subject myself to Safari or Edge/Explorer so I’m spending less time on the Network Formerly Known As Gawker Media.

Unplug, but realize that part of the strategy is to wear us down with the constant stream of clickbait. While we fret about the latest outrage, a steady stream of Y’all Queda judges are filling the seats that McConnell stole from the Obama Administration.

It must be nerve-wracking having 900 Foot Jesus clomping around.

Lose the kid, flesh out the 1987 version of Starbooty into 13 episodes and all is forgiven.

Remove the chickpeas, add aquafaba.

Just remind yourself that ‘Cream of” soups are basically canned bechamel and suddenly everything is much fancier.

Cupcakes are for people who want to eat nothing but frosting. Nothing wrong with that.

Had to be Oakville Grocery.

I’m pleased he’s taking the OJ route and eventually he’ll end up in prison, but it’s taking soooooooooo fucking long.

This has nothing to do with anything other than Trump is in the picture, but a friend texted this to me today and it was like a cool breeze through my soul.

Fun fact, vanillin is great for killing lice.

Tumors can be the size of grapefruits, dicks can be the size of Vienna Sausages..

I see her as more of a Clara Petacci.

Every now and the we get a BOGO deal on Ken’s with no limits. It’s great for boneless, skinless chicken breasts.

My two cents is that adults need a place to adult.

Speaking of torture, thanks for the earworm.

Go with your instincts Gina. Not the ones that made you think standing around while some poor bastard was being waterboarded was okay, the ones that are telling you you’re about to get reamed on teevee.

Let’s not kid ourselves here. The cops will circle their wagons, send him to to a friendly shrink for 10 minutes and give him a few paid days off.

Power must be some awesome shit. Rudy is doing the political version of sucking dicks for crack.

That clown needs to fly a desk for the rest of his career.