Wait one second there, I thought we’re supposed to believe that Trump voters are the Silent Majority, neither seen or heard, but ready to vote en masse for Orangeman. So this must be a Demoncrat, trying to make the levelheaded Silent Majority look bad! Something, something, pizza joint, Q, Derp State, keep ‘r done.

9 batteries to get through the frame of an abandoned 1960's British sports car? Sounds like he should rethink who he gets his batteries from! That, or his blades are beyond dull.

That HOV sticker is worth half the admission in CA. But I agree, I wouldn’t buy it, it’s way too practical.

In that case CP. I don’t think country club when I think 25 year old Jaguar, I think trailer park. The price of admission to sitting on jack stands in a trailer park should be more like $750.

Is that sand in the wiper tray?

His account says Tesla agreed to pay for it, something about how they believe the accident took place before he took delivery. Very odd situation, I’m not sure why Jalopnik went on the Elon attack so quickly when we all know people use Twitter for all sorts of shady bullshit, our Prez included. The dude sure is…

Nurse!

Those two definitely have better chemistry than the guy who put the wrong fuel in his Audi and caused a fire!

Because by the time the rear wheels hit the same bump the front wheels are already traumatized over, your muffler and tail pipes are being expelled onto the highway.

Agreed. This looks like a rotting whale on the beach just before it blows.

So I guess we could call you a grammar Showa? Or would we just stick with Hirohito? Or, would we just use the generic “grammar emperor”?

I don’t hate it. 

After the laughter and nervousness of the big bowl of keys had subsided, John knew and was satisfied that Joanne was to be his navigator and tent mate for the weekend. What he didn’t know was that he was to be her quarry, and the game had commenced when they removed the IH Scout’s top, and was irreversibly shifted into…

Hideous, but I think we should be hopeful for our future that electric vehicles have reached Bugatti level toy status. Next up, electric private jets! Well, maybe 20 years from now, but progress is progress.

Do not give Toyota any ideas!!!

Good advice :)

A stripped Wrangler is $27,000? Where on Earth do you live?!?

Nothing built domestically in 1989 is worth 9 grand, especially this Manson Family redux. 

Back then death was not on the tv or the radio or in the magazines, and of course we didn’t have the internet. Sure, you could pick up a newspaper and read about a fiery crash on page 3, or maybe you knew someone who was injured/perished, but people just really didn’t think about it or talk about it. It was so…

Ah yes, the old “get your middle-school age children to hold the ropes precariously anchoring whatever large purchase you just made and threw on the roof” maneuver. Because roof racks are for millionaires, and if we just take the turns slow enough....