My grandfather used to set the cruise control on his Caddie at 85 when we’d go upstate on the NY State Thruway in the 1970's. The only time he mentioned seat belts is when we approached the Canadian border, because those “damn commie loving Canucks” made you wear the “death constrictors” if you wanted in. As soon as…

Wow, is that even legal? I don’t know all the odometer “laws” or even if any exist, but this seems like something the government (state and/or federal) would frown upon. I do recall I owned a few cars where the OD only went to 99,999, but I assumed it was because their manufacturers saved a penny, and never expected…

Hahaha! Remember the teen girl who used to troll them, Melissa Peterson? Good times. I still listen to the archives and it’s amazing how simple cars used to be. That sh0w wouldn’t work anymore because everything would start with “what does the diagnostic app say”. I mean, my god, Porsche doesn’t even allow you to LOOK…

No, I mean the F30. I think the current 2 series isn’t bad, but hell I can’t figure out the model designations anymore, it’s complete schizophrenia! On that I’m sure we agree.

I hear you, but they sort of lost me after the E28 to be honest. Although I did tolerate the last 3 series sedan, and would happily take an E34 with turbine wheels. But I just wish the first 1 series we got here in the States wasn’t so awkward and “bloated” looking, because it really is an amazing used car deal.

Clearly staged by Ford specifically for sites like this. Look at how it stops perfectly in view between branches - because they probably did many takes, marked the pavement, marked the spot to stand. It’s still cool (and rare) to see an electric car hooned, but this was all a little too perfect, like voyeur porn where…

And even after all that, I’m pretty sure I recall Tom complaining about the neighbors dislike of his non-runners cluttering up the yard. So maybe David should channel some Tom in his life. While he is no longer with us, he seemed to be the Tappet brother who thoroughly got out from under every bit of mischief he create…

Great idea, go listen to some old Car Talk to get in the mood for a collective. Just don’t drive like my brother.

Maybe you should collect watches. Wait, wait, hear me out!

You’re a hero. I say that because if it weren’t for people with your specific mental disability, there would be no history driving around on the roads for the rest of us to enjoy on occasion.

NP but Gawd, these things are ugly. Blobfish is not a very 2002 quality if you ask me.

“Murders and shootings are completely and utterly through the roof”

This is a gold digger’s P A R A D I S E ! 

I’m actually relieved for George that he departed the mad house before this particular chapter. I can’r even imagine how massive a heart attack he would have suffered and I’m not sure he’d find any of this shit funny anymore.

Exactly. I stood next to Donald Trump for a good half hour (while people were taking photos) after he introduced a member of the Grateful Dead and his band, completely as a fluke on all counts. This was many years ago, long before he entered politics, but imagine explaining those photos and that circumstance…

Kanye announced he was running on Twitter because he’s an unstable narcissist (stable genius), just like Donald. The idea that those two could put together a complex scheme where one of them is actually sacrificing himself to help the other? Utterly ridiculous. He won’t even run anyway, because there is no way his…

Are you reading all this Raph? I think it’s time for another car spelunking video in Gowanus. I’ll meet you at Pig Beach for an (outdoor) beer.

Lol, that’s crazy! How are you going to turn on the rear defroster with blood all over your hands after a fist fight with Jeep Guy?

And Rolex.

Instrument cluster blind spot camera hoopla thanks to Doug DeMuro!