My favorite, bar none, next issue after 9/11 - “Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell”.

Very, very impressive! How involved were you in the Onion’s hilarious portrayal of Diamond Joe Biden? One of my favorite memes before we knew they were called memes.

When my sister nicely went to her neighbors to discuss their fire hazard of a yard (California) she had a gun pointed in her face and two long years of harassment until they were forced to move by foreclosure. I suppose the “Don’t Tread On Me” flag should have tipped her off, but in this era of Trump, nicely asking…

I bet Trump was actually having an abortion performed next to him, on some tramp he knocked up (cough:HopeHicks) while he was teleconferencing with the Aborty No-No’s at their little rally the other day. And when he hung up with the Aborties, he asked doc how long before she was good to go again.

I tried to get my mother to buy this model way back in Madonna Time. Alas, she bought a Buick Skylark! NP all day long - I’d consider it myself if I hadn’t just moved back to nyc.

those hilarious rear windows, tho!

I appreciate your sense of humor.

If he cannot figure out the difference between “then” and “than”, I must question his core competency on all matters.

Especially when your name is Kia!

Looks like it’s held together by duct tape, just rattly.

You are shamed for having a lawn in the wealthy suburb I live in (but am moving away from Friday!!!) in the California Sierra foothills. It happened within the four years I’ve been out here, people sneered if your lawn wasn’t beautifully green and soft, now they sneer if you have anything not indigenous. Buncha…

I got a prescription pad to sell ya...

Pats and the Yanks? I don’t even know how that works. Is he from Hartford?

WHOA! It’s RIGGED!!! PLINKO IS RIGGED!!!

I don’t get your point...

Good to know!

I know, but with the scorching numbers created by the S I expected a little better. Plus the styling, ugh. But I do support this future wholeheartedly.

So about as fast as my four year old 328i? Um, yay?

Wait, we’re facing more flooding, significant sea-level rise and stronger hurricanes, and he’s cutting the Coast Guard budget? Christ. I hope his helicopter goes down over land for his sake.

Goddammit Christie, you fucking raw dough Trump toy bastard on a stick - fuck every goddamn hypocritical breath in and out of your disgusting pie hole leading to your tiny overworked lungs feeding oxygen to your poor little diseased wretched heart.