I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

You know his nickname will be Chubbs, Flounder or Rusty.

Jesus, please don't do that.

My dad’s a vigilante now. He’s bringing home these weird-ass friends like the guy who fires blanks at his TV when Kojack’s on.

All boys are men and all women are girls, so sayeth the Cruz.

+1inb4presspassrevoked

Blacks are to be tolerated.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

I live in OKC.

I fucked up. As a Cleveland fan I’ve stewed for almost a year now in the bullshit that was last years finals. Best believe I took every chance I could to trash the Warriors when they went down 3-1 to OKC. I fucked up and now the Warriors are coming to the Finals to shit inside my heart again. I fucking hate the…

The Adams Family ended

This article is dope.

In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

It's okay. Those overworked saintly minimum wage grunts pay us back with pubic hairs and spit and similar things sprinkled into our food.

You might want to see a doctor about that stick up your ass.

I haven't read a piece that engaging since Henry Chadwick's "Discourse On Fielding Percentages As A Matter Of Base Ball Aptitude." Back then, if a sporting news analysis didn't run at least 15,000 words, we demanded our nickel back.