Am I the only one here who read his last name as “Klansman”?

Yes, but have any of you watched the goddamn Warriors over the last 30 years?? Credit where it’s due. Even if he’s choking on his own cock.

My dad’s a vigilante now. He’s bringing home these weird-ass friends like the guy who fires blanks at his TV when Kojack’s on.

“Flowers begin to die the moment they enter a game development office, just like dreams.”

Enjoy your 200th star Nancy!

This Michael Cera-like needs to An Hero himself out now. I need some fucking good news this year.

And here I thought the Sharks were... Finnished.

Funny

Because sometimes, Y

This is what they get for finding a stranger in the Alps.

The Music industry is roughly 70% LGBT. Good luck La’Yugo.

Here. Have your 100th star.

White guy checking in. MotherFUCK these supremacist assholes. They will be met with severe opposition and glorious retribution if this continues unabated. Hear that, Nazi pussies? We’re coming to fuck your little world apart at every rally forthwith.

A buddy of mine covered the epic theme song:

Trevor Noah is the worst. His delivery sucks, his timing is poor, his accent is grating and he’s just kinda bad at comedy. Craig Kilborn 2 point fucking o.

Dank memes can’t melt All-Star dreams

His own brother couldn’t agree more Drew

In 1991 I bought a Red Scirocco from a habitual fuck-up buddy of mine for $200.00. Here’s the list of vehicular offenses that came free with purchase:

It’s a movie chucklehead, even Comic Book Guy is shutting up and enjoying it.