Dear Mitch Albom,

If you read Shawn Levy’s Rat Pack, about Frank Sinatra and Las Vegas, he goes into great detail about how deeply shittily the black performers there were treated. The new, fancy hotels would bring in the top talent; singers and dancers who would pack the house for weeks, but they weren’t allowed to eat in the…

While I’m anti-death penalty, sometimes...DNA chains need to be ended.

A hospital gown the second time :( :(

What the fuck?!?

I have lived in many places and travelled through many more. For most states you’d be right. Iowa is an exception and deserves its reputation. The jerks are mostly transplants. I didn’t grow up there, and it’s creepy when you first arrive.

GOP: well, first off, we need to know what she was wearing to determine if she was really asking for it or not...

“Five People You Meet in Florida”?

LET ME AT EM.

Welp, I just woke up, but that’s enough Internet for today.

Women are creative, that's for sure. I think I'm going to read as many memoirs of time spent in prison. It's so fascinating!!

Sounds like Albom is pushing for a sequel to Five People You Meet in Heaven, albeit with a drastic change in venue.

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

Oh Mariah . I would rather shove hot coals up my cooter than be married to her. Nick is in my prayers. So is the billionaire. The children are also in my prayers. May the lord rain blessing down upon you all.

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

Yes, I came here to say the same. SNS is my favorite part of this place. We’ll miss you!