I judge. That whole story is disgusting, but the worst part is eating 5 Arby’s sandwiches in one sitting.

In Kentucky people normally take advantage of sleepy Cousins.

Pucky Riot

A plane ticket to Dublin.

Grant Fuhr? They told me I could be the Fuhr!

“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door - that way General Kelly can’t see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about…

The Vikings there just didn’t have a Kluwe.

Filling segments with science!? This is why ESPN is losing the conservatives.

You mean put on by Congress and reluctantly signed by the Trump Admin when he was told his veto would be overridden?

Pouncey said that he ‘erased his legacy here’ like that’s a bad thing.

Was he supposed to read it aloud or did he just start.
Reading aloud is a common method for those still learning how to read.

i think its appropriate those guys call themselves alphas, because we all know that the alpha version of software is the incomplete, buggy first run that is refined later and made functional by iterative improvements.

Also the idea that it’s for a legitimate medical condition is absurd to me. Weird that 3/4 of the best cyclists in the world all have asthma diagnoses.

Yoda’s jokes have no bounds.

“No, don’t!”

If Trump is Making America Great Again, why does this Ohio steel mill look like this?

I don’t have him on my fantasy team, but I still filet bad for him.

Since it is only a calf injury, must have been bovine intervention.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

Yeah, the irony is that acting like Trump isn’t an idiot is a sure sign of partisan hackery that makes that person unable to deal with reality, so they were just proving their basic competence...