Maxwell Mouths?

There’s no evidence that team officials are cooking the books at Levi’s, although they may have been acid-washed and distressed.

Quack quack quack Mr. Duckworth

Honestly Senator, that comment didn’t get any traction in the debate. What makes you think it’ll do you any good here?

Drunk Lives Matter

Kessel is a better player, but Bartolo looks less like a professional athlete. Some of that has to do with the fact that Bartolo is 60 and Phil is only 38

Phil Kessel is a commemorative ticket lanyard away from being a dad wearing a Phil Kessel jersey.

That Bears fan is a lot like my pun skills.

1. So how does that compare with Trump making a public spectacle of Bill Clinton’s accusers?

i don’t see the charm everyone else sees in him. he’s no biden.

Trump moved on Hillary like a bitch, and he failed.

Excuse you, that’s “Big League”, as in serious, as in high class. Serious people, okay? Because phrases. The most tremendous, the greatest- believe me- sentence. Fragments. Look! over here A Lot. A lot of people. Smart people. African Americans. Hell. Inner cities: DISASTER, okay? Islamophobia? ISISssss *SNIFF* they…

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

less weird than how trump ends up on third

That I can see happening. And he will say that and step back from the mic with the biggest smug smile on his face thinking he won the debate.

Meh. Is there a reason why a civilian business is obligated to denounce trump? They are a private candy company, not a senate majority leader. their implication in this could literally not have been less voluntary or relevant. They stand against what happened and they said so. Don’t see what more we should expect.

Yes, but only because he said “pussy.” He says any other word—“crotch,” “boobs,” “vagina”—I promise you they wouldn’t give a damn. They are definitely upset by the crudeness of the word “pussy,” not the action it’s describing.

“Please refrain from using our date enhancer, Sir. Roofie Brand has a standard that we try to live by and you don’t reflect our morals. Please, in the future, use chloroform for all of your nonconsensual needs.”

Every single one of these cowards knew EXACTLY what Trump was when they endorsed him.