Fuck me, and there’s already two ‘beat me to it’ follow-ups

Dammit, I’m like the 6th person to come up with this zinger

Yeah, but trump never listens to good advice.

Thats because Paul Allen Respects the Flag and troops and first responders, you ISIS-loving commie!

+1 for all and all for one

I agree it’s insane

Perhaps he’s just a lucid moron?

Not a gun-nut, and I know your hyperbolizing but I’m sure their rationale is ‘mental agency’ or whatever it’s called. If you can legally sign a contract, you should be legally able to own a gun ... In which case they should be opposed to mentally disabled people from owning weapons, but ... Well, you know.

“Waaaaaah libaruls want to take away my murder toys just bc America has 10 times more gun violence than countries that don’t allow murder toys. Im a cuck who needs a safe space and a gun to protect myself like Rambo”

why do you think your fate is to be killed in a public rampage unless you are strapped?

“Asubset of humans will always seek to murder others, for whatever internal reasons they come up with.”

Or you can go off the board and criminalize military weapons in general society (thus making it very hard and very dangerous and very expensive to get your hands on assault weapons) like every other sane country does.

Is it Mexicans? Those are Mexicans working, right?

I asked the same question. This guy was old and liked to do things the old-school way (on paper). He would have his secretary print out his emails for him to read.

Not just at home - do it with your own equipment.

After your crazy gun laws, the second most mystifying thing about US culture is your infatuation with high school sports.

Then he would just be another forgettable previous bachelor(tm). You gotta do something big to stand out now.

London is fine. Kadri is weasely little bitch who deserves to get fed his lunch.

They should fire Seacrest and replace him with Billy bush

at least