That would be the ideal state, but realistically at least one of the Giants wins (#helmetcatch) was bullshit luck.

50 shades of gay?

+ 100k savings on a bad contract.

“Now that this information has come to light, my team is taking appropriate action to remedy the situation.”

want to star this comment so bad

how many head coaches - who all already know all the tricks - have taken their team to 7 superbowls? (it’s none, I looked it up)

what you described in your first paragraph is arena league football

People are also losing interest fast, as viewership is declining hard - even the President knows this. I believe data is already starting to show in pop warner enrollment that there will be far fewer players to pick from too.

Oh gawd why?!? You’re a monster and don’t deserve nice things.

All thanks to the ad!

Then don’t think of it as buying “everyone” “free” healthcare. Think of it as paying 15% more (than the absurdly low tax rate by the standard of Western countries) to buy yourself healthcare. Health care that no employer or precondition or any other situation can take from you. Health care that your mother, and…

we are living in strange times, indeed

Nick Foles proved Giselle wrong: a QB can throw and catch touchdowns in the Superbowl

New England didn’t punt once! And lost!!!

Depends on skin colour and willingness to stand for the flag

You fart gay! Everybody hates looser trump including you ... NOT!!!1!1!

I hope he doesn’t try to pull hologram Prince’s pants down

I will await confirmation on whether this comment is an intended pee-pee tape reference before granting you a star

All I see is the worst life-sized pez dispenser imaginable.