Chelsea Clinton won’t be ready until 2024. Best put a Kennedy in there as a placeholder until then.

you are so much smarter than the sheeple because you only follow REAL news media

But would you eat jizz that looked like food?

Sure Messi can run around Real Betis, but I’d like to see him try to run through him

Your limbs and one kidney are also “non-essential”

Some teams tank for lottery position, but they’re few and far between. There should have been, like, 27 NFL teams calling you.

Nice. That’s way better than my ‘using his head’ line, and I feel much shame

way to use his head

#MeToo!

Thats not good. As grandma always said, there are no Band-Aids for hand aids.

I bet Bellicheck wishes he had a competent backup QB right about now. Maybe they should trade their extra second round pick to move up and get one in the draft.

he travelled

I can’t wait for the sequel to ‘Ass’

I know Peyton is a HoF quarterback, but his stats were the worst of any SB winner the year he won with Denver.

Agree, but I think it’s more likely bellicheck walks bc brady and kraft were cooking in his kitchen, and brings buffalo a superbowl while brady limp-dicks to two 8-8 seasons before retiring.

Everybody knew about Harvey. Even me, a random internet asshole in bumblefuck Canada. Seth mcpharlane “joked” about harvey’s abuses while hosting the Oscars 5 years ago.

I don’t have time to scroll through the comments. Has anyone made a “right place, Wong time” joke yet?

So like, facebook from 10 years ago

Are there actually statistics on this? Like, number of immigrants to the US broken down by country? Or are facts irrelevant to this discussion?

That sounds reasonable.