YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

In Russia, dick calls you a Ural-ogist

Thank you stickybeak. That is really something.

If only there was a good guy with a gun to stop him from shooting all those police officers.

I believe they would elect him again. Wasn’t that what came out of the post-election analysis? All these traditional non-voters in the rust belt coming out in masse for the racist bigot who blamed immigrants and brown people for their problem and a promise to ‘drain the swamp’ in Washington. Polls didn’t account for…

.... Can someone provide context for why this exists?

Depends on how you define intelligence. We’re the only species who shit our pants.

Have you ever seen a picture of him and Lindsay Graham together?

Conservatives don’t even get it when it’s easy, though. Like remember a couple months ago when white supremacists gathered and quite literally shouted Nazi slogans calling for the death of blacks and jews while doing Nazi salutes under the banner of Nazi swastikas, and conservatives were unsure if those were bad…

This. Because he interns specifically for on-the-record abhorent shitbag Stephen Miller, this guy does not get the benefit of the doubt. He absolutely knows what the symbol means in alt-right circles.

Not a rise in racist assholes, just a candidate who finally came along and represented their interests, energizing them to crawl out of their caves and vote.

Unless Hillary was the problem and Bernie the solution. Then he would have been dishing out the right advice.

Add to the last of things that need to die in 2018:

Mine do, but I’m Tiffany trump.

I’m sure the GOP is working to pass a law that says they won’t be able to before 2020.

Let’s not forget Debra waserman-shultz and the entire DNC top brass for fixing the nomination for Hilary before primaries even started.

But Luke didn’t come from just anywhere. He was the offspring of perhaps the strongest Jedi in the universe.

“Mr. Trump then began reading aloud from the document, which his domestic policy adviser, Stephen Miller, had given him just before the meeting.”

Darth maul was unceremoniously cut in half 30 minutes after we met him

“Woulda rose by any other name still smell like a pissboi?” -xanderpuss