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Langdon Aulger
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Your concise non-racist comment is a perfect execution of these principles.

That’s it! I was trying to remember what his stupid nickname was. Thank you.

Think if a black man went after high school girls ran for senate in Alabama, anyone would try to make him a senator?

It’s already a flag samayach for the yeshiva boys who caught that game souvenir #kosherpuns #happyhannukah

The ‘festival of lights’ part of hannukah most likely also stems from the same pagan-druidic celebrations. The oldest written texts chronicling the story of hannukah (about 100 after the fact) fail to mention the big oil miracle central to the modern candle-lighting rationale for why the holiday is celebrated.

... there is no way they aren’t doing zoolander cosplay

That was Ted Cruz, but realistically most likely his junior staffer who forget which twitter account they were logged in as and accidentally pushed the wrong button.

He was fired like 2 months ago for calling trump a piece of shit or something on Twitter.

don’t forget settled-out-of-court rapist Kobe Bryant

where would that rank among this year’s starters?

“I hope the smell of this fish doesn’t rub off on my exposed labia”

Of course they can.

Typical. Airing of grievances is the favourite event of all pansies who can’t win feats of strength. I blame your mother for letting you play with dolls as a child.

But what if the dead do give a shit?!?!

+1 urban sombrero

How familiar are you with the pipeline protests? The US is like that.

This needs to be in a museum. Do any curators at MoMA peruse the jez comments section?

That cage free coq looks tasty #NoHormo

you’re the idiot in this interaction, fyi