unckyjojo
Langdon Aulger
unckyjojo

You may want to take in your sarcasm a detector for a tune up

I was referring to trump, friend.

“He’s really pandering to the sub-90 IQ folks these days”

Come on now, we all have

Megyn is worse. Gwinneth’s (locally-sourced, organic, enzyme-infused) horseshit is relatively harmless compared to the race-baiting, xenophobia-stroking garbage that Megyn has put it there for years.

For you, I recommend drinking Freedom Caucus semen.

you know bombay is somewhere in Isistan and full of brown people right? You should start drinking something more patriotic.

When crafting messages on Twitter, one must deploy short words and concise language in order to conserve limited character count to remain within one hundred and forty characters.

I may be wrong, but I believe there’s some procedural issue where if they can’t get this bill passed (with 50+1 votes) by Sept 30 then their ‘loophole window’ or whatever it is closes until next year - so after sept 30 they’ll need 60 votes to pass (never going to happen) until 2018.

Geez, it’s almost like Trump supporters don’t understand the basics of diplomacy, or understanding quotes in full context. But that can’t be true, right?

was Hilary even a ‘choice’ as dem candidate or a foregone conclusion?

WHAT?!? Are you forgetting that time Hillary learned to whip&naenae with Ellen? Or when she worked “basta” into a stump speech to great applause just the way the focus testing said it would? Or her debate zinger about “anothing thing she prepared for ... being president” (#sickburnnnnnn). Pure charisma, baby. (/s)

I may have been trying to reply to someone else...

The conservative response is that (now that we know they’re net $ positive) it’s not about the money, it’s about the lives that will be saved by not letting these terrorists refugees in. You can’t put a price on national security; gotta build The Wall no matter the costs.

Racist things Trump has done, off the top of my head

The purpose of boxing is to concuss your opponent and it is still around. The NFL will lose a lot of popularity over the next 20 years but it won’t die unless the sport is declared illegal, and no politician is willing to go there.

“Border Soldiers” sounds too much like a reality tv crew following a (made-for-tv) ICE team.

Ross Perot 2020!

there was nothing fiers* about that weak-sauce bean attempt.

I realize Hillary won the popular vote by a wide margin, and the electoral college has produced the worst presidents in history. But by the rules set out beforehand to decide who will govern, trump won the election. Period. Regardless of how dumb the format of deciding a winner is. (You realize the Falcons gained way