The truth is that Mooch saw the Jezebel article and was so hurt by our unwillingness to fuck him that he had to leave and reconsider his fuckability.

Emily, thank you for posting this.

He looks like he’s straining to take a shit. That wasn’t a good “ad lib” moment.

Sooo...when does Robert Mueller finish? I feel like he needs to hurry up.

I second the hot garbage take.

You must have read that wrong. The shame was being 16 and a guy I kissed abruptly drove off in a car leaving me embarrassed and confused. Thankfully he didn’t tell anyone at school or spread rumors about me.

In high school a super cool/nerdy guy I was really good friends with asked me out - finally. I was, for lack of a better word, stoked. I had liked him for so long and it was finally happening. My journal entries from this time are nauseating.

Good luck on your interview! My dogs are rooting for you.

Trump absolutely did not write that tweet. I bet my entire bank account on it. Someone from his team noticed the story and wanted to make Trump look sympathetic.

Pam’s upset she hasn’t been getting enough attention.

My dad is one reason why I lucky to have identified quite young as a feminist.

I can only hope to put such an obvious fear into the hearts of old, white men one day.

I (sadly) dated a guy in middle school who decided to call someone a f*g. Sadly instead of dumping him, I tried filling him in on why he shouldn’t use that word and asked him not to ever again. So he dumped me.

He also bought her a slice of ‘za AND parallel parked her car.

Hot take: Fallon doesn’t strike me as someone who could even be taken seriously if he suddenly shifted to a more politically, left-learning program type. He doesn’t have that kind of venom. Comparing him to Colbert, Bee, or any of the current (amazing) vipers isn’t really a fair comparison.

Vote from NC - my area says flicked. I thought most people said flicked. Stunning revelations.

Your favs are problematic.

I stopped watching the show after she left. I’m in it for the Whang narration.

I want Karen Walker to squash Jeff Session’s head like a grape.