I might be alone here, but I have no idea what’s going on and everything is confusing. 

NC voter here. My family voted Biden and my annoying text reminders to extended family had them voting Biden on the last day we could early vote. I’m fine being off their Christmas list this year.

I know after reading so many articles about why I should be hysterical at the thought of Trump winning (or losing, or winning, or losing) but, to be totally honest, I’m not scared of him losing. I’m fully aware that there might be some riots or protests or marches and a lot of his supporters are going to attempt to go…

I don’t even have a witty comment but I really needed a laugh this morning. Thank you Ashley, Shannon, and Esther!

I can’t judge the kilt because I can’t get past the earring situation. 

Oh it absolutely did. They’re bloodhounds. I’m just ready to see what happens when Yang Gang meets the Bernie Bros.

How long will it be before the “Yang Gang” find this post and prove us wrong with memes and infographics? 

I’m a little shocked at the above reactions. I thought most people knew this sort of thing happened? I mean...I use an email tracker like this for work on a daily basis. Trackers can see how long the reader is viewing your email too.

A glanced really quickly and thought the top image was RBG while I was scrolling. 

My thoughts exactly. I’m on board with celebrating at least one small victory. People can be angry over baby steps or the fact that they aren’t doing more, sure. But this is better than taking steps back? Better than doing nothing. Or maybe I’m just not jaded enough. 

Does anyone think Jennifer and Brad will get back together when they’re both, like, 70? I haven’t kept up with either of them, but it seems like they’re both on a magazine cover in the checkout line at least once a week.

Alabama is truly doing its best to claim the worst state prize away from Florida. I feel almost progressive living in NC by that standard. 

Maybe this woman should mind her own damn business and stop being jealous that she doesn’t look good in leggings.

Amen to this. Not proclaiming myself to be the belle of the ball or anything, but that girl looks like a sweaty, shiny mess in those photos. Who told her that was a good look? Is that a YouTube thing? That crazy contouring looks like a festival mask.

Happy to. Fuck this skeevy-looking waste of space and anyone supporting him. Fuck whatever religious organization indoctrinated him to think this is what God wanted him to do. Fuck evangelical Christians constantly giving everyone a horrible name. You’re not Christians. You’re a terrorist group.

Someone likes the spotlight and adulation from the youngsters just a little too much.

I would absolutely love it if you did!

This dude looks like a shitty background character in GTA.

Amen.

It’s extremely awkward and I have yet to find out how to explain to people around me that I don’t want to drink. My family has a long line of alcohol abuse so my immediate family has pretty much stayed away from it save for the regular college fun, etc. I still find it hard trying to make people understand. Either…