Yes, sorry, I should have said “parents” instead of mother specifically. I didn’t notice in the article that dad was there as well.

Well it’s rare that they completely lose it. Sometimes they just can’t find it. Right? I mean, I’ve seen people, adults and kids, LOSE their shit. But mine seem to leave it somewhere briefly(read: midway through their meal they realize they actual want chicken nuggets instead of the pizza they’ve been eating), and…

Then your manager is an asshole. Of course, if said stack sits there for an extended amount of time, then yeah...probably the server’s fault. But if you’re on top of your tables and grab it within a reasonable amount of time, then that’s not on the server.

My wife and I consistently have discussions as to whether it’s worth going out to eat with our 2 and 4 year old kids. It’s a crap-shoot at this age. Sometimes they’re happy and distractable and other times they’re fairly inconsolable.

I wonder if that phrase haunts her to this very day. Or if she occasionally receives calls asking if she still “wants her crab rangoon?”

Re: The Cunts sounds like an Irish Punk Rock band from the 80s.

If they ever did a full HD re-release of Vanilla WoW, it would get me to play again. Over the years I definitely got my money’s worth out of the game(read: second job), and really enjoyed my time in Azeroth. There’s just too much content now that I’ve been out of the game since WoTLK.

Fable was...decent. On launch on the original Xbox it was riddled with bugs and didn’t include half of the features he promised to include at the time. No, I can’t recall them all, it was 8...9 years ago? All successive Fable titles have also launched with an absurd amount of bugs, some of which were progression…

If they had been more concerned with stopping the pass instead of playing on-field ref and looking for the off-sides call, this wouldn’t have been a goal. Stupid defense.

Love me some Anna’s.

Is it really that fascinating? I mean, I don't think most people...I hope...are all that superstitious. I know that if I say something against Murphy's Law, and then say "knock on wood" and fit action to words, I don't honestly think it'll help reinforce the outcome of what I had just said. Most normal people are…

Did you try actually quitting the game from the hub(Hitting Start...or whatever it's called now and selecting "Quit Game")? I found this solved some early performance issues in CoD:AW, too.

I think the real question we need to ask is when the hell did Will Smith stop aging? I mean, seriuosly, how old is he now? He looks about 35.

That would be the Microfigures.