Yes! I was so hoping George would pop up in the comments! He was and still is one of my biggest crushes EVER. My 13 year-old self just swooned while watching "A Hard Days Night" and "Help!" back-to-back for the first time. The first place I would travel back in time to would be 1962 Hamburg, catch George EARLY and…

How about some young George Harrison, ladies? Rowr.

I'm all about his father, tho.

I KNEW YOU WRETCH OF A HUMAN WOULD COME SCREECHING IN HERE

Tell me again how simple it is to just tell a guy no. When someone literally has to fake their death to get rid of you, maybe its time to reevaluate your life. She's nicer than me because I would've been all " I faked my death to get away from a Stage 5 clinger like you!"

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

So....you guys have seen Almanzo Wilder, right? Little House on the GET IT, MS. INGALLS.

Trotsky! Is that you?

***HORK*** Pls not to be posting pictures of Le Putin with all of the pretty menz.

Wait that picture on the bottom is young Che and not young Fidel? Whoever it is I'd hit it.

OMG young Stalin and young Stalin's beautiful hair. I horrified a friend when I said that I wish I could just travel back in time and taxidermize young Stalin so his beauty could remain and the world could be spared his later deeds. But apparently that's just a short path toward ending up like the woman in Roald…

HOTTEST GIF EVER:

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society: Frederick Douglass. An abolitionist and women's rights advocate with a steely gaze who has made my heart swell with love from the time I was a young girl.

YES TO HIPSTER STALIN

The ghost of Gregory Peck could get it x100:

i can't stop laughing

I worked at McDonald's in high school. I can tell you first hand that McDonald's fried chicken patties for the McChicken and the Filet O' Fish are *never* meant to be eaten together. Now, the Quarter Pounder patties and McChicken? OK, that's good eatin'. Filet O' Fish with french fries and the spicy mustard? Quality.…

Man. Stories like this are why it always gets me when people say things like, "Society is going downhill! People are so TERRIBLE to each other nowadays! What happened to the good old days?" There were no "good old days." Not ever. People have always just been awful, and it was easier to hide it.

"Throw some gravy on that sumbitch and sell it for six bucks!!!!!"