I might confront him eventually, but I've always told myself that he has to come to me first. I have plenty of time to think about that, though. I've blocked him ages ago, but I'm definitely going to ask them to keep me out of the loop. It's funny how something so simple hadn't occurred to me before. Thank you for…

It started to go south when I was about 11, but he was deployed overseas until I was 12. That's when we moved out west, where we still are. The divorce really made me realize the "parents are people too" saying; both parties fudged up, and we kids heard about it. I'm not saying I don't still look up to my mom-I love…

So true!!!!! My two favorite gems are Garnet (my birthstone) and Rose Quartz. If I could somehow get a ring set with green garnets or rose quartz, I'd be a happy gal.

That's-well bless me, that's just magnificent.

...blah blah blah AY PAPI, TÚ ME HACES MUY CALIENTE! SABOR LATINOOOOOO

I have some like that, but it's a different brand. I use it for everything! And it smells wonderful.

I DO NOT do well when people enter my personal space zone.
My usual gut reaction to people trying to touch me is to punch, which sounds harsh, but he would definitely deserve it. MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU EVEN DID YOUR MOTHER NEVER TEACH NOT TO DO THAT?!
Uuuuuuuuuuugh.

MUCH EDGE

"YOU CAN'T CALL IT PORN COZ IT'S NOT. EVERYTHING IS ART! That's what the internet told me and the internet never lies! So you're WRONG!"
Actual probable quote from said "artiste."

I don't know what's worse, that he believes he's "edgy" or that he thinks he's empowering women. Um, as long as your models are well compensated and treated fairly, you don't need to go out on a limb and pat yourself on the back. Ugh, artists people who take themselves too seriously are the worst. But seriously, I…

"Racial profiling?????"

Your hair is fine, and you don't owe it to any one, old, racist, or in between to change. I'm sorry your opera experienced sucked, and I hope the next one is better, both for diversity in the actual production, and for less P.O.S. in the audience.

Alright, FINE. As long as he doesn't talk o.o'
OKAY FINE, NEVERMIND, IT DOESN'T MATTER! I'd definitely hit it.

Yo, George is the first on my list! Which is down in the greys somewhere, lol. I blame it on the McCartney and Lennon fans :P

You forgot to add copulate to that list.

Kosher or not, I included some women in my post :D
It's somewhere down in the greys.

Girl, I love The Great And Powerful Sagan too, but he sounds too much like Ernie form Sesame Street for me to wanna hit it :/

Seriously, though! That in itself was fun. I mean, I could see a kid having one or three BIG parties in their lives, but by big, I mean possibly hosting it at a Chuck E. Cheeses's or a hiring a bounce house. Regular parties suck to throw (I'm not very social) but they're less of a hassle than trying to go all out for…

I work at a retirement home, and they have a wall dedicated to photos of the people who've served and HOT DAMN they were lookers. AND IN UNIFORM. My poor heart can't take it! None of them are dead though (I love all the residents! Knock on wood!) so here's my submission:

Fuck yeah