Imagine some teen wanking off with the aid of this...mystical utensil...only to have his mother walk in. Put yourself in the mother's shoes, and ask yourself why your son has his penis stuffed into a dismembered pedal extremity.

Yeah, I've lived in fear of 80s style coming back. A couple of years ago, I saw a bunch of neon around, and it looks like it's mostly died out. Pleated, tapered pants, football-player shoulderpads, bad perms, I hope if that shit comes back, it will at least end in a quick death.

Apparently Molly Ringwald hated that dress as well. According to Marilyn Vance, who was the costume designer "[s]he hated that dress! Molly actually hated it with such a passion you have no idea. A lot of her clothing as Andie Walsh I found in thrift stores, so I cut up two dresses to make the prom dress – just like…

That dress is iconic in its breathtaking ugliness. It defined fugg for an entire generation and will forever be in the top 5 of retro-wretchedness. There is no ugly like Pretty in Pink ugly.

Thanks.

Kara about her lipstick:

My gay agenda:

RBG I'ma need you to lock Scalia in the bathroom until this is all over and done with, please and thank you

Thank fuck I borrowed my wedding dress.

I was always so FURIOUS with this dress. The original was gooorrrgeous.

Even tailoring doesn't help - I got my outfit tailored and for some bizarre reason the tailor didn't account for the fact that the embroidered panel on the hem and waist would increase the length of my outfit.

Does anyone else watch this show still? lol I am 26 and Not ashamed that I have been a loyal fan since 8 years old. But I am really sad that they have sort of downgraded the show to Flash animation than the regular one, but understandably there are more episodes now, however inconsistent to the past. I still think the…

Years ago, I dated a girl who had a tradition of going to dinner with her parents on Sunday evenings. After a few dates, I was asked to join her for her Sunday dinner out with her parents. We met them at the restaurant, and her father, who had what my wife calls a "punch me face", made a pissy comment about us being 5…

YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN IT BUT YOU CAN'T. CAUSE ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GRILL UP THAT BUG AND SERVE IT WITH BUTTER.


MMM-MMMM. BUTTERED SEA BUGS.

colin did you know that lobsters REALLY ARE undersea bugs tho

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

FREEZE PEACH! Yeah that's totally what that means.

Also the one time I was around a number of Amish guys, I found them startlingly attractive, scraggly beards or no. After thinking it over, I tracked the reason down to 1) being in college, where you can't rule out the scraggly-bearded because that's everyone, and 2) their clothes. Those handmade, made-to-measure…