Baldwin’s Trump voice is crazy on point.

I’m so sorry. Breakups suck but it always helped me to remember my first heartbreak and how I thought I’d be miserable forever and die alone and that that’s definitely not the case. It takes the panic out of it for me. Be gentle with yourself.

That is just so WRONG. I would totally have sex with Paul Ryan and I find his politics repulsive.

Every once in a while I’ll try to engage with someone who doesn’t seem to get it.

It’s familiar, unfortunately. I wish it wasn’t.

I’m really proud of this stunt I pulled on my neighbor:

How many people have found Trump’s comments on women familiar? Not that this is anything new—people should have known this before they voted for him. But the comments about women gaining too much weight, getting too old, rejecting his unwelcome advances... It takes me back to bad experiences with men in my own life.

“When Donald Trump asks us to Make America Great Again, he’s not suggesting a return to the past. He’s running to lead us back to that bright future.

I’ll just leave this tweet here:

My mom is a very sweet, guileless Christian woman who just hates the things he says. But she’s internalized the idea that men should be in charge, justifying it by thinking that maybe God told women to stay in their place because men would get up to even more trouble if they weren’t running things. I don’t know what…

I live in the Bible Belt. I guarantee you they will still vote for this guy. Never underestimate the power of religious hypocrisy. They may not be happy about it, but they’ve spent too much of their lives hating Hillary to stop seeing her as a threat that must be stopped at any cost.

You’re applying logic to people who believe the world was made by an imaginary sky man in six days. Stop doing that.

They’ll work through it. By the end of Sunday sermon, they will be reassured that the pussies actually grabbed Trump, not the other way around.

Oh, they’re beyond pathetic. They’ll find a reason to continue their support.

He’s a Republican man running against a woman. He still has the evangelicals.

Are you kidding? He won’t drop out. Never will happen