This movie is absolutely amazing. A must see.

It’s like people are racing to tell you how fucking stupid they are.

You know, the one good thing about this election is that it has made it very, very easy to spot the racists and perverts since they’re basically walking around with placards declaring their repugnance.

Pennsylvanian: Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west and Alabama in the middle.

A white Christmas, huh?

I think he’s just someone who is smiley and happy and makes people feel good. Why not?

You’re ashamed to live next to Beaver County? Dam.

Fits in with his new campaign slogan....

Also, oh my sweet jesus, what the hell does Bill Clinton’s record have to do with Hillary’s campaign? Newsflash, everyone: a woman is not her husband. STFU.

Am ashamed to live a few counties away from Beaver. I’m shocked so many people turned out for this. Then again, some of my extended family in Somerset are allegedly voting for him. Lord help us all.

As soon as slang reaches the dads...

Son, just like the time you put the frozen turkey into the deep fryer, yas, it’ll be ok.

I remember when I tried to say “yas.”

When the beat drops:

LOL

Daaaaad stop trying to be cool!

“Well, I didn’t even know dad jokes were a thing—” Kaine began.