Assault rifles are already banned. I believe since a law put under Bill Clinton in 94.

Ideally it should have never happened. I’d guess a kid going into full meltdown only happens if it worked for them getting what they want some time before.

Actually that is a thing, though I don’t know if it’s available outside of Canada. Old Dutch does it, and I think the grams per volume is higher than a bag.

Grab your nearest bag of chips, turn it around, and tell me what the first line of text below “Nutrition Facts” says.

“I’m not calculating the amount of chips per ounce to determine how much I am getting by weight, that’s fucking stupid.”
The amount you are “getting by weight”, is the weight on the label that says how much weight you are getting.

Labeled weight is the only thing that really matters, but for the “reduce breakage” part, it’s about inflating the bag so it shields the chips from the outside. Chips bouncing around inside the bag is not the concern. It’s about the contents not being crushed when it’s being shoved into shipping boxes, store shelves,…

Ok, but what if I just make a 12 inch skillet cookie?

Foods don’t have to be nutritious / efficient for people to enjoy them.

So with these, we’ll have to start washing bananas before eating them.

My vote goes for thief. Looking at this from a napkin perspective, when you take a bottle of sauce from a restaurant, it’s (subjectively) more than what would be used in a meal. To me, it is the difference between taking 2-3 napkins, vs opening the dispenser and taking all of them. Intended for use with the food is…

What exactly do you eat day to day?

Europeans won’t riot for Black Friday, but I guess they will for Nutella.

Literally literally means not literally, and it makes me upset too.

In theory yes, but paper laws only prevent so much. I mean if we can’t stop people from eating Tide pods, what hope do we have? Almost anything COULD be dangerous if abused in high amounts. There should be a point where we educate rather than regulate. That... or let natural selection take its course.

Check out that “Owata” game. Like the above but players like megaman.

My money is on the usual statement from Tesla basically saying, “Logs confirmed that the pedal was pressed x% at the time of the crash, and the driver was at fault.”

Potato chips inside a sandwich is still a favorite of mine. Especially great if you packed a sandwich in the morning and everything inside it has started losing its crunch.

I had a bottle of real vanilla extract and it’s more expensive than it should be :/. It started drying out a little so I topped it up with some captain morgan black. Stuff already has a vanilla aroma anyways.

Other games.

I’m all for equal opportunity, but I don’t think “no one knows why” defaulting to “racism” is helping the overall image.