To say both nothing of baked goid specific to this very border.

I’m imagining an E.T.-style replacement of their guns with various members of the anatidae family - holstered ducks, swans mounted between the seats in patrol cars, SWAT teams armed with submachine-geese.

ah, ok. The ‘more likely’ was specifically referring to essential workers and not all workers. Got it, i understand now. Thank you.

FULLY understandable

No. Let’s say generally... 10% of workers can afford a truck. If... 15% of essential workers can afford a truck, that’s “more likely.”

Is it bad that I mainly opened this article and immediately scrolled down to look for your comment? :o)

“the word “afford” is debatable since most Americans are not able to pay a surprise $400 bill. I think it points more to spending habits, and how they are only starting to change.”

I know the car is most likely a 2012 passion coupe with window tint and aftermarket wheels (yes, I got that all from the lede photo lol) but I do not happen to know too many smart owners from AZ.

Wrong! I can social distance two people while in the Suburban!

I also forgot to mention we have lousy mass transit options outside of large cites with geographical barriers that force high density living like New York City, Washington DC, San Francisco, etc.

I Get what you're saying, but I know my little borough in PA doesn't have a helicopter. And you have to take into account the amount of time it takes to get a bird in the air. It's not always black and white like everybody seems to think.

I suspect places where a lot of tricks are sold are also places that were slow to implement shutdowns

Uhhh...that’s what they did. The cops hung back and the heli tracked the car. I’m not a fan of cops myself, but Jeebus, did anybody actually RTFA or watch the video?

Am I the only one who sees how obvious it is that he tripped on the roots of that tree and didn’t “combat roll”

“Or a slideshow. That’d be great.”

if i recall it right in she was having a party in daylight during a weekend with her friend.

Spanfeller: “can you find some way to reformat this as a listicle?”

You fools! Buy two seaters! This is the perfect time to own a two seater, they are the social distancing car!

And here I thought it was just me.

Dude, if you’re living paycheck to paycheck and need a subprime loan, you have no business buying anything more than a beater for a couple grand. Tons of these subprime loans are for vehicles that are way more expensive than what the person actually needs to get by. And so they’re stupidly paying tons or interest and…