Any excuse to share my Shrek-ogre baby. My ogre and their demon would have the most incredible babies. Arranged marriages are cool, right?

The worst thing about Saints fans is that they need to check with their wives before emailing Deadspin.

St. Louis seems to not even be worried about negotiating with Kroenke since he won’t come to the table and everything they do is focused on meeting the NFL’s requirements for “good faith” negotiation that would prevent the team from saying “hey we tried but it just won’t work.”

NFL: Allow me to introduce you to The Law of Unintended Consequences. Two teams move into LA, and into the same stadium. That means that they cannot play at home on the same day. Therefore, they need to alternate home/away schedules. This means that there is always a home game in the LA market. And this results in…

The New York Jets and Giants play in New Jersey, why can’t the LA Raiders play in Nevada?

No one has ever gotten a clear picture of Stan Kroenke here in St.Louis. He’s kind of like big foot.

Haha yea, your ass height is head height for car drivers. It’s actually pretty damn close to the dimensions of an H2

If I lived in one of those all inclusive senior villages in Florida I would rock this. It wants to be painted like a Lady Bug or Bumble Bee.

But sometimes the Cruella DeVille proportions (Daimler in this case) just look so right.

Sorry, the Multipla is the best and the Bugatti is an icon of bizarre excess. They are perfect in their own way. Have your way with the rest of them.

Great, now the Yankees are going to sign Jamie Moyer.

“the now-defunct Federal League”

Wow, that’s pretty cool. He was trotting around the bases well before the turn of the centaury.

+15 Bud Lights, -1 shirt

“Very sad about Johnny Football. Now let’s cut to the Gronk cam!”

Both guys are wrong. Smith makes enough money that he can pay back $600, even if that was necessitated by a personal tragedy. Enemkpali may not even make the team, and $600 is not nothing.

It’s not every day a car has an e-pillar.

How to make a boxy car look good:

Mini Cooper Clubman. It just does not look right. Either a 2 door or 4 door is fine, but this inbetween phase is just wrong