Ehhhh just change your jersey number and win a cup without Toews and everyone will forgive you.

A++++ Who gif useage.

Because he disagrees with you?

All you have to do is look at how her teammates responded to see that its getting better, however slowly.

*Camera cuts to John Clayton in his room as he plays with his ponytail laughing*

Can we please get a “this is sportscenter commercial” where a old school school nurse is checking everyone’s head for lice, and then scott van pelt sits down with a giant smile on his face.

I travel 5 days a week for work. My husband jokes when I’m gone about “his girlfriend” - and yes, I’m sure he’s joking, for many reasons. I told him I was absolutely down with the girlfriend idea if she could cook, clean, take the dog to the groomers, and weed the flower beds. I’m only half joking.

A parent probably complained because his or her son was outplayed by a girl!

LOL. I wrote it and I keep reading it as “Make your husband watch.” So, yeah, yours is definitely dark, but mine is more fun.

From what the article says, the ref was acting appropriately (a relative thing here) because the rule was new. Whoever decided that rule needed to be put in place is/are the assbag(s).

If I understand correctly, they didn’t have a problem with it until the team made the championships. Suspicious, to say the least.

It also says it was new rule? WTF? How are we CREATING rules like this in 2015, not REMOVING them?

So she had been playing with the same team for five years, and no one made any noise about it until now? It sounds like some new guy on the ref squad had to show who was in charge and make a big scene. Do we know anything more about the dick official who disqualified the team?

Read that as ‘Make your husband and the kids watch,” and thought you went to a fairly dark place.

If my husband does the manny, I will be

Liquid Nitrogen will keep drivers preserved #OldPeopleJokes

Which he will reduce to 2 if Kane admits he was in the wrong.

“We can neither confirm nor deny the existence or nonexistence of a criminal investigation until such a time as a person is charged with a crime,” said Hamburg Police Chief Gregory G. Wickett.