I mean, you could argue The Rock, which he did with Nic Cage there, where he starts with “long prison hair” as terrible, but the neatly-trimmed look he’s rocking after the haircut is perfectly respectable.

...You’d be getting passed by David Tracy in his latest rustbucket Moab project.*

Could be. I saw others downthread also mentioning DOT regs, so no idea. Maybe not for reverse lights, anyway?

Yeah, my DD is coming up on 17 years old in a few months, and lovely snow belt winters have done a number on it. I’ve been looking forward to that supposed AWD 2020 Camry [don’t judge me, it’s an appliance, but that’s what I want for my DD] that was to be coming here in the spring, per Jalopnik last fall. Haven’t seen…

I wanna say Former Jalop writer Doug DeMuro, in pointing out one of the “quirks” of some hatchback or other, mentioned that US laws require having those lights on non-moving parts of the car, so you can’t have your (only) reverse lights on the hatch. So maybe that’s why?

Yeah, they could be lying, but I literally just now got an email from Amazon claiming my Deluxe Edition is now eligible for release day delivery. Have to see how it actually goes though.

Are you kidding? It’ll still be going into the 2002nd Century...

Huh. That explanatory video was good and useful... except that I on rare occasions (as rare as I can make it) have to take Carrier Circle 3/4 of the way around, and all the ‘exits’ have only 1 lane, so you HAVE to change lanes at some point in the circle if you’re in the inner lane, and if you’re in the outer lane,…

I forgot that this is one of the other bright spots (pun intended) of switching to DST - it’s now bright enough at 6pm that I’m not being blinded every evening trying to drive home from work.

I projectile vomited through my hand—the hand I’d clapped over my mouth as I rushed to get out of bed and to the bathroom

I projectile vomited through my hand—the hand I’d clapped over my mouth as I rushed to get out of bed and to the…

LW1:

Yep. After 5 years post-Master’s (and 10 straight in university), when the dean’s office told me I couldn’t register for more classes until I’d hit a specific milestone/checkpoint that I was nowhere close to (the “research” was nice, but wasn’t really fleshing out the new novel thing I needed for a dissertation), I…

Taco Bell had this race to rebuild it in 48 hours to get back to business and keep those employees from losing out

The toppings look good to me, but my concern is that it looks (in your pictures, anyway) like the bun-to-everything-else ratio is too heavily weighted to ‘bun’ - how would you say it actually works out with that kind of roll? 

I’ve had Win7 do this kind of thing to me sporadically in the past. My resolution for that was:

I mean, late 90s, my first couple years in college, the Subway just down the street from our dorms had a buy one footlong + 21oz drink, get one free on Sundays; then after a few years it became ...get one for $1.

Same here on being the “shake machine cleaner” for the McD’s I worked at (same time frame, too! hi, fellow old-ish). To add on to what you said, as I’ve noted in past articles, the process at that point also didn’t allow you to take shortcuts, either, cuz the machine was monitoring for certain things in a certain…

Yeah, I mean, I didn’t express myself well - he obviously loves cooking, full stop. It’s just, does he run the restaurant to make some kind of living (i.e., there’s currency, so it brings him money to support himself), or are they at a point where he can just run the restaurant for free because everything’s…

I mean, I always wondered with DS9, Sisko’s dad’s restaurant, does he make some kind of money on it, or does he just essentially cook because he loves it and people can just show up and eat for free? (I mean, he definitely loves to cook, that’s for sure, but is he getting paid to go along with the satisfaction of…

FAHEY’S DONE ANOTHER SNACKTAKU?!