Hmm. The way the Blues’ goaltending always seems to disappear, this *could* be an improvement...

Syracuse, although re-reading yours, I presume you meant something more liquor specific, where I was referring to the beer section. My bad. (The ones closest to me *don’t* have nearby liquor stores, although I think the one in DeWitt does?)

It’s only allowed if you lure them down with promises of Amontillado, then brick them in.

Really? Cuz the ones by me, it just looks like part of the rest of the store (versus other grocery stores I’ve seen that have a very distinct liquor section that can obviously be easily closed off entirely).

We just need to start calling him “Nuke”.

All the other states are just glad that the SCOTUS gambling ruling came NOW, and not before the season started...

Deliriously jealous and insanely bitter? Absolutely. Smug? No.

Dear FF:

Jim also apparently did some doubling for Tom in the running scenes in Forrest Gump, too, since they look similar enough.

Maybe, but Joey, Tommy and Mick don’t hand you tax forms along with your winnings...

ESPN once thought Kershaw could only give 108%...

It’s trite, it plays a little too much of the “white savior” trope, but I gotta admit, I liked The Last Samurai. Although that could be because Ken Watanabe and Billy Connolly are awesome.

every fucking chef on every goddamn tv cooking competition type show

How about child abuse?

Like 15 years ago, I went to the wedding of some friends from college (who I’ve lost touch with, cuz they weren’t like super close), and somebody (I assumed it was a request) had the DJ play Martina McBride’s “Concrete Angel” (which I think was still a relatively new song then).

I work at a small company, with a small office, so all the bathrooms are decently sized singles. And the pair closest to my office both have handicap rails, which has actually been nice for the last month that I’ve been back to work on crutches after breaking my leg...

+1 Vogon Constructor Fleet

“Also, cows.”

Very few gators in the Plains states.

Yeah, I live in the second story of my apartment building (on the outside apartments). My choices are: huddle in the entrance hallway (bathroom is on the exterior wall), or do I risk having the building fall on me to go down and huddle in the first floor laundry room?