....You think we don't discuss abortion as a choice enough on Jezebel?

Space bears.

High five, my copper sister!

Copper IUD 4 lyfe.

I love a man who likes to be pegged.

Since I'm pretty vocal when critical of Jez pieces, it's only fair to be vocal in praise and say this is spot on and an excellent essay, Callie.

I'mma leave this article before I end up calling this woman out of her name, but thank you for nailing all the points. Seriously, every fucking time I think Jezebel hits an all time low, they bust the fucking shovel out.

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I call her Polly Prostitute, partly due to her fashion choices which includes boots, heels, and minis that barely cover her ass. Before you get mad at me for "slut-shaming," this is a doll marketed to little girls.

Jesus Christ, this is a shitshow of an article. And it could've been done so well, too.

aaaaaaaand there it is, you have Godwin's Law-ed yourself in your own article. I'm not saying there is no way to relate these topics, but this is shoddy, bad writing. Its not even writing; all you've done is to shoehorn two images in at the end as if TA-DA! I've proved dolls = racism because book! See! See! .... This…

My parents had a perfect solution. They would tell each of us kids how much money they had to spend on each of us. Being from a middle class family with three other siblings this was usually between $40-60. We were told that we could ask for anything we wanted and they had no problem getting it as long as it didn't go…

oh come on now

I've tried telling this to every man who wanted me to sleep naked to him...but but my vagina leaks!

But... vaginas are leaky. Are we just supposed to walk around being drippy? Ew.

They sound so comfy...

Diane also goes around the country throwing temper tantrums when men try and open the door for her. She has abortions at eight months and three weeks. And she files false rape complaints by the score.

All of the pretty is on one side of this image.

Is it just me or is he sporting western civilization's version of "what Jesus really looked like™"?