J. Law is 23 :-/?

Looks like Grimes, the adorable recording artist... Get outta there, Grimes!!

Oh man. Me too Laura, me too! Cat Queen is so awesome.

YES. Everyone should. It's so liberating that I almost decided to make a skinny dipping cult.

Refusing to let a surgeon named Bear operate on you sounds kind of classist.

Hahaha! The irony of the movie this gif is from makes your comment even better!

I'd like to see Jezebel post a correction apologizing for likening transwomen to crossdressers, but hey. Good on the Post.

Sailors IS genderbending, because she's female, posing as a male. Lea T. is not posing as female, she IS a female. Jezebel pleeease get the trans stuff right :(

This looks SO GOOD.

False. Hanky Panky thong underwear are life changing.

"I need you to do more to help me."

YEAH!!!!! At least Elizabeth Smart has managed to be useful!!! Jaycee Dugard is such a failure as an abduction survivor. Why doesn't she get off her lazy ass and relive the tragedy over and over on TV for us? #Ugh #VictimFail #Lazy

Super excited that the frivolous tripe industry (TM) hasn't seized upon homosexual relationship troubles for pointless interest pieces. Wanna know why they haven't? BECAUSE HOW WILL THEY EMPHASIZE GENDER ROLES?!

*Fires self out of a cannon and shoots over a rainbow*

Oh, Tom Hiddleston. I am in ANGUISH

I can do this toooo ♩♪♫♬ Don't tweet! I know who you're subtweeting! And I don't need your retweets! Don't @ me 'cause it hurts! ♩♪♫♬