It’s not a mid-life crisis if you’ve always driven cars like that.

When asked how they felt after the crash, the driver was quoted as saying “blue da ba dee da ba dye”

Engine’s still good.

But can they fly their yaks?

Same.

Jelly that no one wants to steal my glorified camry? I sure do love finding my car exactly where I left it every day... The service drive...

I daily drive one of these, and agree with all of the above, but dont forget the assorted gremlins that come with a 30 yr old toyota.

Who could ticket that face?

None of the cars are in running condition.

I’d nominate my 1st year VIN 8xx Nissan 350Z for consideration as well.

bronqito 

Don’t you mean “Poo-litzer”? 

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

Yeah, honestly, losing the manual is a worthy concession.

“The C8 Corvette Is Not Getting a Manual Gearbox.”

Add to “No manual, no buy”....

I don’t even care anymore.  Mid-engine n/a V8 in the back and not 6 figures was the wishlist, and Santa delivered.

We’ll I’ll just take my $60K+ elsewhere! Just kidding, I’m poor.

My friends mom had that exact van, minus the supercharger and plus a manual transmission :-P But same color.