I’m assuming it’s a fancy rich-person word for butt.

And when the judge won’t let you get past “Your Honor, if....”???

Yeah, you know, I’ve often figured that God Warrior Family did the spouse trade because they wanted to find out if every “mom” was batshit insane and maybe get a few days of solace out of it.

...

DORKSIDED!

Do you live underground? How do you not know the God Warrior from Trading Spouses??

At least the vice principal of the school seems a little more reasonable...

When I got knocked up all I got was a baby, and this bitch is birthing whole planets.

Well, they are adding two white guys with glasses. They are hitting the glasses wearing population which is truly underrepresented in television. TV assumes everyone has 20/20 vision. Some of us are forced to wear glasses and it’s nice to see our population included.

Really?

This. I have unfollowed and unfriended more Bernie zealots than Trump supporters at this point. I voted Bernie and have been chewed out by his supporters for being a Hillary shill this entire time. The fact that I could ever criticize Bernie is sacrilegious. I have experienced the Bernie Bro, first hand and many…

The lack of organizing has been the death of the Sanders campaign. They put all their money into huge rallies, TV ads, and internet presence. They trained no one. His supporters do not understand the process, so they’re all ready to believe whatever ridiculous conspiracy theory or imaginary delegate math scenarios…

Also, Clinton won the NV primary election. Nothing was being stolen from these people. Blame the Sanders ground game for not having its delegates be prepared and follow the rules.

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

I think we all know the most reasonable solution: separate restrooms for conservative men.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

Vinnie’s got nothing on TacoTown:

No. They never stop whining.

Alright, ‘fess up: who brought the racist POS troll out of the grays?

This is obviously the result of disordered eating and not any attempt at a real "diet." I know everyone seems to think that fruit = automatically healthy, but she's literally just eating straight sugar all day (and mainly fructose, at that). Her pancreas and liver (fructose can only be metabolized in the liver) are…