When I first hit publish, I had put “pendant” instead of “pedant.” I corrected it immediately, but it wasn’t showing up right away. Those were a tense 3 minutes as I waited for the edit to show up and hoped that no pedants would show up to call me out for using the wrong word for pedant.

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

i love the show, but i get my enjoyment from hating pretty much everyone. every character. except maybe ray.

Why does this even exist

“You literally look like Rob paid for you,” says Khloé.

People who heckle comics must be suckers for punishment.. picking a fight with a person who is literally there because they are funny (and often incisive and quick thinkers), in a setting where literally 99.9% of the people present like them and are -at best- indifferent to you.

my thoughts re: this are she honestly does not care at all bc her father makes her do this and she is otherwise too medicated to feel anything

She really handles herself so confidently. When I saw her perform live she did a bit about Hillary Clinton and some guy yelled “Who cares!” She immediately had the spotlight on that guy and told him to come down to the stage if he really wanted to talk. She even used some condescending baby talk on him. Not another…

“I was going to leave anyway,” says the guy in the very expensive seats who felt the need to ruin the show for everyone else.

“One of them came back down after a meeting, and the makeup on her nose and chin was gone.”

This is fucking amazing.

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

to visit family who don’t live in the US?

For a second I thought you were actually named Kasey Kasem Lastname. Then I realized surely not! Surely not, right?

This is an embarrassing story, still, even though I’m now 30-years-old:

That is great.

Tell me when you were born and I will tell you what your name is.