LOL, no. The media initially lapped up his lame trip to Mexico, but as soon as the Mexican Prez said Trump had lied, then he gave this unhinged speech, only his usually sycophants on the Right think he had a good day. And you, but I’m getting the impression that’s redundant.

O god now I really need one of those Stranger Things Christmas Light Memes saying Fuck the Police.

Sadly, Donald Trump is the politician we deserve. Years and years of bigots and assholes, yet most of America did nothing. Donald Trump didn’t just sneak up on this country, he was built brick by brick. I hope he fails. Please vote, people.

He’s a baby. :’(

They didn't :/

This is something Americans say because their vanilla pudding comes with a coating of quotation marks and a flavour deriving from burnt sugar or whatever. If they ate real vanilla, they wouldn’t use the word pejoratively.

Don’t ever play “guess my weight” at the carnival.

If I get to Hell and it doesn’t look like Times Square, I am going to be genuinely perplexed.

I havr a friend who looks like ariana and does the same thing. We are in out fucking thirties. You dont have to wear white knee highs and mary janes to work.

nah she markets herself to look younger. i dont think she looks SO young- it’s the clothes, hair and makeup to look like a ‘lolita’ that make us think she looks like a baby

not sure whats so ‘hmmmm’ about the rob thing. he’s been eating better and losing weight. thats how you cure type 2 diabetes if it’s caused by obesity

The cop, of course.

Imagine being the third Hemsworth brother.

Oh my god this is the movie I need in my life. This is it. This is a pastel-goth-woman-who-was-raised-in-a-strictly-religious-household’s MOVIE OF A LIFETIME. I cannot fucking wait.

on the lift to the lorry, so they can put the case in the boot.

I want the magazine man to read Midweek Madness so he knows he’s famous.

Except a)nobody’s actually been conscripted in 40 years, so it’s pretty much a a moot point and b)men get raped in the military a whole fucking lot.

Holy shit. First time I’ve read it. It, uh, hit really really close to home for me. As I’m sure it does for a lot of women who were 19 once.

This poem is always worth posting; “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!