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That $15 popcorn tho

I had a teacher like this. I thought about her a lot, and then one day, about 20 years later, I was waiting in the car while my ex was in a store, and I saw her trying to get into her car, but she had locked the keys inside. It was raining really hard and she didn’t even have a coat. I don’t even think she recognized

Unfortunately for us who are already starting to show, they don't seem to have maternity sizes.

OR there are geniuses involved. I mean, would we even be talking about this tea otherwise? I think this was a great way to reach a new audience while not having to pay any new spokespeople.

I can't stop laughing at this. In using it for my mom next time. She'll die.

Literally just googled because I thought it was “cross eyed bear” and never understood it. Then I just stopped thinking about it. Until now.

This is the best omg omg

I couldn't stop quoting it when I was there, because it IS a fucking fairytale town. It is.

Or we live in other cities that still use tokens for their subways! (Philly is phasing it out but still)

The best thing about getting married is you realize that NOBODY CARES about all the shit you were stressing about before the wedding. I kept my name, my husband stepped on and ripped my dress right after the ceremony so it could not be properly bustled, and NOBODY CARED. So relaxing.

I mean, here I am, the next day, hating the song, but watching again so I can watch him do silly dance moves.

So sorry. My mom told me that her doctor didn't listen to her until she said she wanted to hurt the baby (me). I'm pregnant now and I worry about this a lot, since I've already had periods of sadness and anxiety during the pregnancy. Not sure what's normal, as this is my first.

Ugh Taylor peaked during the MMMBop years, but Isaac in this video CAN GET IT.

Nah it just keeps crashing. I got to see the first page after a few tries.. Still trying for the rest.

The mom made a kind of weird comment that I’m surprised we aren’t talking about more. Something like “he has no enemies, but if he does I know nothing about it.” Seemed weird to me, like she knew something.

They have these in Spain! I was even in a small town near Priorat and they had one. I used it many times during that trip and will remember it always.

Wayne Coyne is Terry Richardson with a microphone. Come at me.

I really wish the shirt had text only, not the drawing. That is the only thing keeping me from buying it.

I loved Barbie but it had nothing to do with giving me a shitty body image. I can thank my mom for that.

I know it’s hard to come up with a response to something so tragic, but “I can’t imagine continuing to live afterwards” is definitely not a phrase I would use again in situations like this, if I were you.