This is why I never take my pants off. That and my pathetic social life.

This is why people hate soccer.

What people don’t know is Strickland walked into that same wall in 2015 and wasn’t about to let it show him up again.

Gallinari is a good comp in that neither of them can take even a shower without injuring themselves.

Eating an entire rotisserie chicken every day is a great way to ruin that heart health. Those things have enough sodium to make a chicken sitting under a lamp in a grocery store for three hours taste good.

I like to do that, but the only difference is that I smash up the entire bag of chips so I have more to work with. Once they’re smashed all the way down to crumbs, I like to take the bag and pour the crumbs into my mouth until my mouth is halfway full, then I take salsa or queso(if you’re feeling fancy) and pour in…

very rude to 19 year olds

high school bench players who got the job because they can run a mile in under 10 minutes and are willing to get shot at for health insurance.

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

Along with avoiding sponsors and US citizens, Rafa Márquez also declined Landon Donovan’s support of the Mexican team.

Women called putas are “bitches,” guys are “asshole” or “piece of shit”

Puto in Mexico, as you said, it is translated as Man-whore, not faggot. The offensive term for faggot in México is either “Joto” or “Maricón”, or “loca” for crossdressers... not puto.

As in everything, the context where a word is used can change totally the meaning of a same word. Take other word, cabrón, for example.

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There isn’t a pacifist answer to something like her.

I dare a republican voter to justify all of this without sounding like the racist piece of shit that they are deep down

I’ve always said, Jordan was the best because he made everyone around him better.

Weird. He only averaged .5 steals a game.

Can we discuss the obscene number of chances Mexico had on the counter — most of which ended without even getting a shot on goal?

Guillermo Ochoa is my hero.

I got drunk on tequila last night and had a burrito for lunch today, so I feel personally responsible for this victory.

Things I want in my IPA, ranked: